Good
Afternoon,
We are currently
hiring for a K4 Lead Teacher. They are interviewing for this position
and will fill it soon, so I highly recommend getting your resume & our
Teacher Application into the Office very soon. You can email it to me,
mail it, or fax it to _________. Please, read the
following.
Thank you for
your interest in employment at {SCHOOL NAME}. Please read the Employee Code of Conduct
below. If you are still interested, please go to our website at www.STUPID SCHOOL.org and go to the Employment section. There you
will find a Teacher Application. Please fill that out and send it in with a
copy of your resume.
Please do not
call us about this position. We will contact you when we begin the
interviewing process. If your qualifications do not meet the requirements of
the position. We will keep your resume on file for six months in case
something else does become available.
Code of
Conduct:
All Staff and
faculty members of the School are required to adhere to this Code of Conduct.
Moral conduct, social relationships, physical self-control, and financial
affairs must be in keeping with I Timothy, and thereby above reproach. Failure
to uphold this code will subject the employee to disciplinary measures and
possible dismissal.
All employees
must lead a Godly life, both on and off campus. This not only applies to
employees’ individual manners of living during the school calendar year, but
throughout the summer holidays as well.
A. Abide by the requirements of I Timothy, chapter 3.
B. Be willing to submit to counsel from those in authority.
C. Maintain a neat and modest personal appearance.
D. Refuse strife, competition and gossip.
E. Adultery, fornication, homosexuality, physical violence, abusive behavior to
self and others, and abusive verbal behaviors are all failure to uphold the
Code.
F. Use of alcohol, tobacco, marijuana, and non-prescription drugs is failure to
uphold the Code.
In the area of
financial and business affairs, all employees must be free of legal
investigation, legal questions, or legal action of any nature.
Criminal offense
of any nature is failure to uphold the Code.
Employees must
read this Code of Conduct, understand it, and agree with it. Employees pledge
to live by this Code of Conduct throughout their employment with _______________, and be bound by the terms of this agreement.
All Employees
must sign a copy of this agreement upon hire by the School.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Dumbface
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Really? Now, I am well aware that many people in this world still believe that being gay goes against their religious beliefs and I realize this is a private Christian school, but did they really just group homosexuality with adultery, fornication, physical violence, and abusive behavior? Wowzers. It truly saddens me that these judgmental, intolerant people are teaching and leading the way for the kids of our future. Needless to say I will NOT be responding to this email. I was just so sickened I had to share.
I shall now continue to pester the public schools until I can secure a teaching job where I can teach respect, tolerance, and kindness in my owl themed classroom.
